Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for August 29, 2021
Transcript:
Cathy: "Burns calories! Tones rear! Tightens abs! Firms calves!" "Reduces cellulite! Reduces knee joint stress! Lengthens achilles tendon! Improves posture! Cardiovascular health! Stamina! Balance! Sleep! Metabolism! Mood!" "Perks up love life! Balances checkbook! Mends relationship with mom! Organizes! closets! Clears skin! Gets stains out! Writes thank you notes!" Irving: What happened to our walk? Cathy: I exhausted myself reading the brochure.
Auntie Socialist over 3 years ago
Skecher’s Shape Up shoes were actually pretty good for walking. The problem is they were over hyped in ads just as they are in this comic. That, plus the fact that their unique design took some getting used to eventually doomed what was really a nice comfortable walking shoe.
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 3 years ago
Every shoe I have ever worn will do all those things, as long as I wear them on daily 3 to 5 mile runs/walks and use them to walk away from food.
this is summerdog over 3 years ago
They forgot to add…fall flat on your face…or rear, or other body part. I’d also add in fine print, that I would not be responsible for ambulance transport, emergency room fees, or doctor or surgeon bills.
rgcviper over 3 years ago
A lot of hype here … can the shoe live up to it? Stay tuned!
HI, MOM. Happy Sunday, “Cathy” Clan.
Gretchen's Mom over 3 years ago
Given how little exercise Cathy usually gets, I’m pretty sure she didn’t need anything THAT fancy and expensive just to take short, occasional walks around the neighborhood with Irving and the dogs, but as long as they (eventually) motivate her to get up off that couch and actually start moving, then I guess that’s the only thing that really matters!
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Hi, rgcviper! :-)
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Hello and Happy Sunday, fellow Cathy fans. Hope you all had a really great weekend! ♥