Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for March 20, 2022
Transcript:
Do I need them? Do I like them? Do I want them? Do I have time for them? Saturday, 10:30 AM: Bought a new pair of socks. Saturday, 11:00 AM: Couldn't stand to put the new socks into a messy drawer. Began cleaning socks into a messy drawer. Saturday, 11:30 AM: Couldn't stand to put an organized sock drawer back into a messy dresser. Began to clean all drawers. Saturday, 1:00 PM: Couldn't stand that the dresser was getting organized, but the closet was a mess. Began cleaning closet. Saturday, 6:00 PM: Couldn't stand that the closet was starting to look new, but the walls looked old. Began painting walls. Sunday, 8:00 AM: Tried to make new curtains to go with the new walls...Tried to find new bedding to go with the new curtains...Tried to build new shelves to go with the new bedding... Saleswoman: Want your money back? Cathy: I want my weekend back.
I would have stopped at the Saturday 1:00pm closet cleaning. The rest of the day I would spend patting myself on the back for doing a good job, and admiring my work.