Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for November 27, 2022
Transcript:
Cathy: This is 25% off! Mom: Too expensive. Cathy: This is 35% off! Mom: Too expensive. Cathy: Look, mom! This is 40% off! Mom: Too expensive. Cathy: How about this? Mom: Too expensive. Cathy: This? Mom: Too expensive. Cathy: This? Mom: Too expensive. Cathy: This is NOT too expensive! It's cheap! CHEAP! CHEAP! Mom: Shoddy workmanship. Cathy: Mom! Mom: Also, too expensive. Cathy: How am I supposed to get anything checked off my list if you reject everything? Mom: Oh, for heaven's sake, Cathy. You're a grown, woman! It's your money! You don't have to listen to me! Cathy: Fine! I won't! My time is too valuable to spend ten hours trying to find one gift for $2.00 less! Hah! I am taking the helm!! Saleswoman: Do you want that? Cathy: Too expensive.
I’m retiring and the whole consumer-chase has become “too expensive”. :(