Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for June 14, 2023

A pushy salesperson loses a sale from me faster than one can say Jackie Robinson.

Hahaha!! It also really helps if you have a spotlight shining on you and there’s a lull in conversation. That’s usually when I say and do my most awkward things. :-D

Hello Cathy friends! Happy Wednesday! Have a great day, all!

I’ve noticed that the guy wearing camoflage usually stands out in a crowd. Nice outfit there Captain Commando.

If you want to have a laugh about excessive “modesty”. Look up “bathing machines” which were hauled out into the surf near the shore.

“She wore an itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikini”. I knew the strips from yesterday and today reminded me of something. Today also answered my question from yesterday – I guess you don’t swim with the skirt on unless you want to attract attention to yourself.

A bit backwards here today. Instead of the predicted sunshine falling in little wet drops the predicted rain is falling in warm yellow beams. Not complaining as we did get enough rain for a while. Sorry MarshOstroff but we did not get enough to spare some for you. Hopefully your rainy season will start real soon.

I hope everyone is having a wonderful Wednesday.

Personally, in situations like this, I try to utilize the Nike approach …

Just DO It!

HI, MOM. Hello, Clan.