C'est la Vie by Jennifer Babcock for May 12, 2011

cholera just kills you

Donna is right. See: http://www.webmd.com/digestive-disorders/cholera-directory

Could it be melon cholera?

I once had a collie pup that love honeydew and cantaloupe. Every time I called her, I said’ Come to me, my melon collie baby.

Uh oh, it’s the bad joke police. Hide me!