C'est la Vie by Jennifer Babcock for June 15, 2016

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    Randy B Premium Member over 8 years ago

    You’ll have to lower your standards on “look amazing” and “are millionaires”.

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    Sisyphos  over 8 years ago

    ♩To dream the impossible dream….♫Donna: Girl of La Mancha.

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    cdward  over 8 years ago

    I think there’s one, and as soon as they release him from the asylum, he’ll be happy to give you a stalk – I mean call.

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    Tantor  over 8 years ago

    get a robot instead

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    The missing M. Smokey  over 8 years ago

    We need three of those guys, at least.

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    Egrayjames  over 8 years ago

    I think the one’s that’ll cook and clean for you everyday are probably batting for the other team. Not necessarily, but I guess that depends what Donna brings to the table…..and it’ll have to be good….damn good!

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    Ray_C  over 8 years ago

    Anyone want to sign a petition to ban the word “like” unless used as a transitive verb?

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    RonBerg13 Premium Member over 8 years ago

    None.

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    bob.2119  over 8 years ago

    And what will you do for him?It better be good!

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    jmcenanly  over 8 years ago

    Donna should be careful. She just described this guy

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