Esau Wood sawed wood. Esau Wood would saw wood. All the wood Esau Wood saw, Esau Wood would saw. In other words, all the wood Esau saw to saw, Esau sought to saw. Oh, the wood Wood would saw! And, oh the wood-saw with which Wood would saw wood! But one day, Wood’s wood-saw would saw no wood, and thus the wood Wood sawed was not the wood Wood would saw if Wood’s wood-saw would saw wood. Now, Wood would saw wood with a wood-saw that would saw wood, so Esau sought a saw that would saw wood. One day, Esau saw a saw saw wood as no other wood-saw Wood saw would saw wood. In fact, of all the wood-saws Wood ever saw saw wood, Wood never saw a wood-saw that would saw wood as the wood-saw Wood saw saw wood would saw wood, and I never saw a wood-saw that would saw as the wood-saw Wood saw would saw until I saw Esau Wood saw wood with the wood-saw Wood saw saw wood. Now Wood saws wood with the wood-saw Wood saw saw wood.
Chuck wouldn’t have to chuck wood. All Chuck would do is give the tree a roundhouse kick, and the tree would cut itself apart and stack itself in a neat pile, out of sheer terror.
lfanterickson almost 14 years ago
Would his name be Chuck?
Hillbillyman almost 14 years ago
Quit chucking my wood!!!.
Elaine Rosco Premium Member almost 14 years ago
Let’s just chuck the whole dam thing!
makemlaugh almost 14 years ago
How much hog would a groundhog grind, if a groundhog could grind hog? Or how much ground chuck can you get from a woodhog?
rhonda Premium Member almost 14 years ago
Esau Wood sawed wood. Esau Wood would saw wood. All the wood Esau Wood saw, Esau Wood would saw. In other words, all the wood Esau saw to saw, Esau sought to saw. Oh, the wood Wood would saw! And, oh the wood-saw with which Wood would saw wood! But one day, Wood’s wood-saw would saw no wood, and thus the wood Wood sawed was not the wood Wood would saw if Wood’s wood-saw would saw wood. Now, Wood would saw wood with a wood-saw that would saw wood, so Esau sought a saw that would saw wood. One day, Esau saw a saw saw wood as no other wood-saw Wood saw would saw wood. In fact, of all the wood-saws Wood ever saw saw wood, Wood never saw a wood-saw that would saw wood as the wood-saw Wood saw saw wood would saw wood, and I never saw a wood-saw that would saw as the wood-saw Wood saw would saw until I saw Esau Wood saw wood with the wood-saw Wood saw saw wood. Now Wood saws wood with the wood-saw Wood saw saw wood.
ChukLitl Premium Member almost 14 years ago
The woodchuck wouldn’t. Chuck would.
captainedd almost 14 years ago
Chuck wouldn’t have to chuck wood. All Chuck would do is give the tree a roundhouse kick, and the tree would cut itself apart and stack itself in a neat pile, out of sheer terror.