Santa Clause: So...I guess we know who won't be getting a visit from me tonight don't we?
It might be best to generously let him go..
Your tags are expired and you got a burned out tail light…
Officer: Do you have a coal burning heater?
I dont know if writing Santa a ticket is naughty, but its sure not nice
Same goes for about a million kids because he was delayed.
Why the heck was Santa’s sleigh on the ground?
Even buildings without chimneys have roofs.
give him a sobriety test. ill bet hes wasted
Lady loves a joke about 4 years ago
It might be best to generously let him go..
pathamil about 4 years ago
Your tags are expired and you got a burned out tail light…
WCraft Premium Member about 4 years ago
Officer: Do you have a coal burning heater?
Doctor Toon about 4 years ago
I dont know if writing Santa a ticket is naughty, but its sure not nice
Bill D. Kat Premium Member about 4 years ago
Same goes for about a million kids because he was delayed.
gammaguy almost 4 years ago
Why the heck was Santa’s sleigh on the ground?
Even buildings without chimneys have roofs.
vjorgensen54 almost 4 years ago
give him a sobriety test. ill bet hes wasted