There once was a little cat who was killed when he was hit by a train. In the accident, he lost his tail. The poor little ghost cat had been proud of his long, fluffy tail and just couldn’t get used to the thought of going through eternity without it. He was crying and meowing piteously when a wise elder ghost cat came along and asked him what was bothering him. The old cat listened to the little cat’s story, and told him to go three blocks and around the corner to the liquor store.Why did the wise old cat tell the little one to go to a liquor store?
There once was a little cat who was killed when he was hit by a train. In the accident, he lost his tail. The poor little ghost cat had been proud of his long, fluffy tail and just couldn’t get used to the thought of going through eternity without it. He was crying and meowing piteously when a wise elder ghost cat came along and asked him what was bothering him. The old cat listened to the little cat’s story, and told him to go three blocks and around the corner to the liquor store.Why did the wise old cat tell the little one to go to a liquor store?