Cleats by Bill Hinds for May 14, 2002
Transcript:
Abby: Peri, why is your brother so grumpy? Peri: He's not always that way. He just doesn't like coming to the games. Abby: Then why does he come to the games? Peri: My parents make him. They want to get his scrawny rear end out of the house and away from TV and video games. They forget my brother is battery-operated.