Cleats by Bill Hinds for September 16, 2002
Transcript:
Man: So tell us, Chester - how did you happen to become a soccer coach? Coach Nordling: I'll tell you the story, fellas... but I must warn you -- it's a tale so frightening that it will curdle the fluid in the spine of the bravest man, and sear a fear deep into your heart that will disturb your sleep for years to come. Man: This is creeping me out! Second man: That music is creeping me out! Nick, your funkiness is off the charts. Nick: Oh, sorry. I was practicing my theremin. I'm taking lessons.