Cleats by Bill Hinds for September 18, 2002

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Coach Nordling: You've all seen the registration forms for soccer league. They look innocent enough - like a venus flytrap must look to a passing insect. OK. We're signing up Wyatt for soccer league. A sport I never played, never watched, never collected trading cards for, never got into a fantasy league for... Oh, look. There's a box to check if you can be an assistant coach. Mrs. Nordling: Don't committ, Chester. Coach Nordling: It's assistant coach, dear. That's just half a commitment. Mrs. Nordling: So is taking half a step off a cliff. Coach Nordling: How about if I check it with a pencil instead of a pen? Chester Nordling tells how he became coach