Cleats by Bill Hinds for March 02, 2005

Transcript:

Edith: Dad, I can't believe you're making me play indoor soccer with a bunch of players from the Dingoes team, and their coach-who happens to be your girlfriend! Coach Tippit: Calm down, Edith. It's a short season, and it will give you a jump-start for our regular outdoor matches. Besides, all the players aren't from teh Dingoes. There's Dawn from our Panthers team... Edith: And her father. Dawn's father: Is that the regulation height for the ceiling? I have a rule book. Right here.