Cleats by Bill Hinds for March 08, 2011
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Ref #1: Josh, the soccer law allows no player to wear jewelry--taped or not. Ref #2: I just wanted to get the game started, Mr. F, sir. Ref #1: You have piercings, right? You take them out for games, right? Ref #2: Sure. Ref #1: You must set off metal detectors when you drive by an airport.