Cleats by Bill Hinds for October 17, 2013
October 16, 2013
October 18, 2013
Transcript:
Janis (player's mom): I'm going to say something to the coach. Coach: Get your hands off your knees! That's pitiful! Be an athlete! Second mom: No, Janis, you can't talk to the coach during practice. Coach: Faster! Faster! Get in a linebacker position! Now! Janis: It's a water break. Surely, I can talk to him during a water break. Coach: You call that drinking! You're sipping! Get down and give me push-ups!
So glad I wasn’t stupid enough to get married. I can do whatever I want on the weekends.