Cleats by Bill Hinds for May 08, 2016

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Man: Doesn't watching the kids play soccer make you want to try it? Gary Dooley: Yeah. Maybe we could find a remedial soccer league for grown-ups who never played the game. Man: Instead of "the beautiful game," we would make soccer "the ugly game". Gary: Hey, if we got some training and a lot of practice, we could do it. Deanna: Right, like you guys have time for that! Gary: She's right. We should probably do something less ambitious, like organizing every photograph we've taken during our lifetime into scrapbooks with little decorations and notes about them. Man: Hey, way to trap the ball with your back, Gary! Gary: Oof!