Cleats by Bill Hinds for April 02, 2020
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April 03, 2020
Transcript:
Coach Tippit: Mr. Pruitt, Dawn is a very important member of our team... Mr. Pruitt: Then why is she averaging only 17.5 minutes per game? And much less in important game situations? Dawn: Daddy, don't... Mr. Pruitt: I just happen to have the stats of every game broken down and analyzed for you. Come on, sweetie, the coach has some studying to do. Edith: Psst, Dad. Arthur Andersen has some used paper shredders up for auction on ebay.
Actually, don’t shred that. There is an artificial toilet paper shortage, which is all that that soccer dad’s printouts are worth. Nothing worse than a self-entitled parent pushes their self-entitlement off onto their horrible little brats.