Cleats by Bill Hinds for April 19, 2020
Transcript:
Deanna: I'm looking for a present for a coach. Any suggestions? Man: If you don't know what you want, then come over here to our "soccer-nut corner." We've got everything. Soccer ball hats, soccer pens, soccer pencil sharpeners, soccer sunglasses, soccer clocks...and check this out--a soccer stapler. Deanna: Oh my. I've never seen so many things I would never buy all together like this. Man: For the faint of heart, we have gift certificates.
Wait till you see the sports store near my job.