Cleats by Bill Hinds for February 01, 2021
Transcript:
Abby: You want to sign my petition to bring the women's United Soccer Association all-star game to our city? Peri: Sure. That would be great! We could go to the game. Edith: We'd fill up the stadium. Jack: That would be awesome! Girl: So you like to watch women's soccer huh, Jack? Jack: Only when they play better than me! Abby: So that's why you're here to watch us play? Jack: No, I'm here because I was with Mondo and he wanted to watch you play. Mondo: Yeah, and I only like to watch girls play soccer if they're better than Jack. Jack: Hey!! Mondo: Aw, come back, Jack! I was just kidding! You're better than any of these girls! You could run circles around them blindfolded! Uh...Remember that I-was-just-kidding thing? I was just kidding about that.
Come on Mondo, admit you have a romantic interest in a certain blonde, female, player.