Cleats by Bill Hinds for September 14, 2021
Transcript:
Katie: Gramma, gramma! Guess what? I'm playing soccer! Gramma, what's that? Gramma: It's a walker, sweetie. My leg is just a little stiff. I fell down in my bathroom. I was backing up and I tripped into the dumb ol' bathtub. If a referee had seen it, he would have given that darned tub a yellow warning card. Katie: You get to play soccer in your house?
If it had been a football Ref, it would have been 15 yards, Unnecessary Roughness, plus another 15 yards and ejection, Personal Foul.