Cleats by Bill Hinds for September 27, 2021

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Boy: Hey, Jack. Jack: Hey Sam. Mondo: Why do those skater-dudes wear their pants pulled down like that? Jack: I think it makes it easier to bend when they do jumps and stuff. We should try it in soccer. Mondo: No way. We're not wearing boxer shorts. Jack: We could pull our shorts out. Mondo: You look like you're in one of those "funkitated" funhouse mirrors! Jack: Ha ha! Mondo: We should change our team name to the pengiuns! Jack: Hey coach. Mondo: We're ready to play. Nordling: They seem taller. Coach: And shorter.