Cleats by Bill Hinds for December 02, 2021
December 01, 2021
December 03, 2021
Transcript:
Edith: I want to get Dad some coffee. Georgie: Good idea. Edith: I need a dark roast. Man: We have some italian-roasted beans? Edith: Darker. Man: French? Edith: Anything darker? Man: We accidentally burned some this morning. Edith: Bingo. Man: Jow! Bag a pound of that Kenya al carbon! Edith: Dad likes it strong.
French roast is burnt crap. You want it strong? Put a carafe on the stove over low heat. It’ll get stronger by the minute. By dinnertime, you can cut it with a knife.