Cleats by Bill Hinds for September 23, 2022
September 22, 2022
September 24, 2022
Transcript:
Janis (player's mom): I'm going to say something to the coach. Coach: Get your hands off your knees! That's pitiful! Be an athlete! Second mom: No, Janis, you can't talk to the coach during practice. Coach: Faster! Faster! Get in a linebacker position! Now! Janis: It's a water break. Surely, I can talk to him during a water break. Coach: You call that drinking! You're sipping! Get down and give me push-ups!
Continuing my comments from yesterday about coaching in the early 70’s. Coach: Just rinse your mouth and spit it out, don’t swallow it will make you sick. Here take these salt tablets.