Cleats by Bill Hinds for October 02, 2023
Transcript:
Edith: What are you looking at? Boy: Look "for". I'm looking for a chandelier. When there's sword fighting in a movie, some dude ends up swinging on a chandelier. So they must have chandeliers for us to practice on. Edith: Hey, good news - reality has a runway open if you're ready to land. Boy: Huh? Edith: We won't be swinging on chandeliers. Zorro: Students! Your insructor is away at a tournament. So I will be your substitute teacher today.
Today, the kids are gonna learn from the greatest swashbuckling swordsman ever, the amazing Zorro! However, learning to swing on a chandelier is an advanced level class. You’ll have to get a few years under your belt before you’re ready for that class.