Cleats by Bill Hinds for December 07, 2023

Hopefully the guys do not find out that one of the activities at the Mountain Yokel is “cornhole” and we are talking the type Ned Beatty’s character in Deliverance tried in North Georgia with some of the local hill people (alleged by my UGA friend to be UT/Big Orange alumni), not the game with the bags of ground hominy and slanted boards.

I have a bad feeling about this.

Time to turn around and leave.

When my department manager some years back equipped each of our service desks, including the one in my library, with desk bells, one of my volunteers would always ring it when she came in. (My own response was to put an open ledger by it opened to either “Quaking Springs Hotel” with everyone checking out about an hour after checking in, and “Bates Motel” with only male guests checking out.)

When does he introduce them to his brother Darryl, and his other brother Darryl?