Cleats by Bill Hinds for January 20, 2024
Transcript:
Baseball: Who are you calling, hideous? Soccer ball: When do the stitches come out, Frankenstein? Football: Frankenstein? You look like Frankenstein, you multipanel Euro-dweeb? Tennis ball: Chill out, everybody! Stop the insults! That is so immature... ... for a bunch of bald guys.
Don’t knock the soccer ball; it’s the only place most people will ever see a truncated icosahedron.