Cleats by Bill Hinds for February 29, 2024
February 28, 2024
March 01, 2024
Transcript:
Clerk: May I help you? Gary: I'm looking for a decent air pump. Clerk: We have these power models. Gary: Sweet! Is this the top of the line? Clerk: We have a gasoline-powered model. Expensive, but great if the electricity goes out and you want to play some ball. Gary: Hmmm - and the hurricane season is nearly upon us.
Ellis97 10 months ago
Sounds too good to be true.
DaBump Premium Member 10 months ago
LOL she did say something about “spare no expense,” right? Oh boy!
ilovecomics*infinity 10 months ago
I grew up in FL. Reading ‘hurricane season’ in this context made me unexpectedly sentimental for that big old phallic swamp in the SE.
PoodleGroomer 10 months ago
He needs a commercial trailer hitch gasoline compressor, good for soccer balls, jackhammers, and winterizing lawn sprinkler systems.
ObsiWan Premium Member 10 months ago
Note how the sales guy’s eye are lighting up…. he knows he’s “got a live one”.
vacman 10 months ago
But I do not think she meant spend as much as you can.