Cleats by Bill Hinds for October 17, 2024
Transcript:
Gary: You're overreacting, Deanna. The kids chase each other with these airsoft guns and pretend they're at war. It's like a battle video game, but better because they're outside in the fresh air and sunshine. Deanna: Look at this! It's a gun! Gary: No, it's not. See it has that orange piece at the front. Deanna: Hey, Jack likes those crazy driving video games, why don't we put that orange dot on the front of your car and give him the keys!
It’s not the same thing, lady. That is not a real gun. It can’t shoot real bullets. The orange dot is an indicator that it’s not a real gun. Putting an orange dot on a real car does absolutely nothing to make the car not a real car. You’re being irrational.