Close to Home by John McPherson for August 02, 1998
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Panel 1: "The magazine says, 'Improve Your Hearing Without Hearing Aids or Surgery! Immediate Results! Only $50!' Yep, you got fipped off, all right." Panel 2: Man: We the jury find that Mr. Sampras' overhead lob was out, point is awarded to the plaintiff, Mr. Agassi. Striving to aviod controversial line calls, the professional tennis tour adopts a jury system.