Close to Home by John McPherson for June 01, 1999
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Mechanic: It's gonna be $700 just to drop your transmission! Wife: There's a full diaper in the living room with your name on it! Landlord: You're rent check bounced again, bozo! Boss: That proposal better be on my desk by 2:30 or you're history! As a final rite of passage, graduates at Bortsteen University were required to run the Real Worl Gantlet.