Close to Home by John McPherson for October 12, 2000
Transcript:
Woman: ...so anyway, after Suzy got done complaining to the manager about how rude the sales clerk was, she was finally able to pay for the hat, which is so gorgeous! It has all different flowers on it. It has roses and lilies and daffodils. They're all silk, of course...
I gotta get me one of these!