Close to Home by John McPherson for December 03, 2003
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Woman: Are you serious? A physique like yours and the only sport you play is ping-pong? Woman 2: Excuse me. I'm sure you hear this all the time, but I just had to tell you how much you look like Brad Pitt! With a few well-placed $20 bills, the Rumsleys seal their son's decision to attend the leat expesnive college in the Northeats.