Close to Home by John McPherson for April 27, 2011
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They said I wouldn't survive the surgery to implant a regular pacemaker.
They said I wouldn't survive the surgery to implant a regular pacemaker.
Wonder who pedaled that kicking pacemaker to the quack …er, Doctor? The patient now walks to the beat of a different drum. Or chest cavity. Can you imagine what the heartbeat would be like if Mike Portnoy decides to mess with it? Can you just imagine the bruise this guy probably has?