Close to Home by John McPherson for March 14, 2012
March 13, 2012
March 15, 2012
Transcript:
BEST CUTICLE ENHANCEMENT ARTIST. BEST ANIMATED JUNGLE ADVENTURE BY A ONE-EYED ARTIST. BEST USE OF FAKE SWEAT IN AN ACTION-COMEDY. BEST USE OF NUNS IN A HIGH-SPEED CHASE. Little-known Oscar categories.
Best Face LIft on an Elderly Jewish Woman. And the winner is ……. Barbara Walters.
Oh wait, she ain’t even in the movies! My bad.