Some people already covered it, most people would not be insurgents or rioting or anything to begin wtih if they had modern luxeries, such as electricity. Best way to keep a population in line is to give them stuff. If they have nothing better to do that is when you have to worry. You take away jobs, you take away modern luxuries or prevent someone from getting them, you just created or helped create a terrorist or insurgent.
margueritem almost 11 years ago
Should work.
flyertom almost 11 years ago
Of course, marg. It works here in the USA.
Ned Snipes almost 11 years ago
And remember to drop some generators so they can use the new toys.
gosfreikempe almost 11 years ago
It might be cheaper than bombs, too.
Qiset almost 11 years ago
I wana be a surgent….
Nighthawks Premium Member almost 11 years ago
oops. someone miscalculated the lack of access to electricity for the tent-dwelling insurgents
moosej76 almost 11 years ago
be cheaper than a bomb
angelfiredragon almost 11 years ago
Some people already covered it, most people would not be insurgents or rioting or anything to begin wtih if they had modern luxeries, such as electricity. Best way to keep a population in line is to give them stuff. If they have nothing better to do that is when you have to worry. You take away jobs, you take away modern luxuries or prevent someone from getting them, you just created or helped create a terrorist or insurgent.
MeGoNow Premium Member almost 11 years ago
That won’t work. It’ll just make them more revolting.
Lolapoo Premium Member almost 11 years ago
Carpet bombing with porn and Doritos should do the trick.
scyphi26 almost 11 years ago
And nobody dies, either.
Can’t say it saves lives, though. :P
Mike H almost 11 years ago
They may have to use a bicycle to generate the power though.
Stocky One almost 11 years ago
This is one of the best ones he’s ever come up with!