Close to Home by John McPherson for November 17, 2014

Question: Which one is she talking to?

Definitely the guy on the left.

that is the saddest pig i’ve ever seen.

Four legs good. Two legs bad. Each must fulfill their role. My role is to administer.

Someone’s being a bed hog…

Agreed. Who else would spend millions of dollars to get a job that pays $174K.

Call my broker. I want to invest in pork bellies.

This explains John Boehner’s statements to the press.

I guess the pig will do the voting for him ‘cause the American voters are supposedly stupid.Gosh, I wish we have better people to choose from when we’re picking the “lesser of two evils.”I really wish that we could choose the BEST person for the job. Thanks to the powerful parties, it never happens. We only get to chose AFTER they pick who gets to run. They make the nominations, not us.

that must be a male teenager. Their brains don’t start real thinking until they reach their 30’s.but they do have mindless fun until then.