Close to Home by John McPherson for August 23, 2015
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Transcript:
Alien spotted in church kitchen. Lose 20 lbs by playing in the bell choir! The stone valley church enquirer. Is Church elder really Elvis? Church records say yes! Attempts to make the church newsletter more entertaining were getting out of hand.
PASTOR FOUND IN COMPROMISING POSITION WITH CHURCH SECRETARY………………they were comprising this newsletter.