Close to Home by John McPherson for October 09, 2015
October 08, 2015
October 10, 2015
Transcript:
Woman: If you and I were to spend two weeks together, would you want to spend them A: on a deserted isle. B: on a yacht..... before going on a first date with a guy, Darla always has them take the Cosmo Compatibility quiz.
Assuming that I would want to spend time with her, it would be some place with adequate bathroom facilities and a reasonable way to exit.