Close to Home by John McPherson for January 29, 2016

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    Farside99  almost 9 years ago

    Hmmmm, I can’t be sure. Number 3 looks like a witch, but number 2 is my mother-in-law.

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    waynl  almost 9 years ago

    If Mr. Thornton takes much longer I’m afraid he’ll croak.

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    whiteheron  almost 9 years ago

    Nobody ever said that Mr. Thorton is a prince.

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    J Short  almost 9 years ago

    From stool frog to stool pigeon.

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    rilla7979  almost 9 years ago

    Obscure reference, I know. Just the first thing that popped into my head. “No patty fingers, if you please.”

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    Dave M  almost 9 years ago

    “I’m not a witch! I’m not a witch!”“Ehh… but you are dressed like one.”“They dressed me up like this!”“Naah no we didn’t… no.”“And this isn’t my nose, it’s a false one.”(lifts up carrot)“Well?”“Well we did do the nose”“The nose?”“…And the hat, but she is a witch!”“Did you dress her up like this?”“No! (no no… no) Yes. (yes yeah) a bit (a bit bit a bit) But she has got a wart!”“What makes you think she is a witch?”“Well, she turned me into a newt!”“A newt?!”“I got better.”

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    NoSleepTil_BKLYN  almost 9 years ago

    Witches Be Loco!

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    Thomas & Tifffany Connolly  almost 9 years ago

    Revenge, I say!! Revenge!! Pour some water on her!!

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