Close to Home by John McPherson for July 15, 2016
July 14, 2016
July 16, 2016
Transcript:
Man: Yes sir, Mr. Credler, sir! I'll have her home by...um...uh...12! Yes, sir! To assure that his daughter was well taken care of on dates, Lenny hired a stand in to greet the kid at the door.
Baarorso over 8 years ago
If the father was going to be that much of a pr*ck, I’d stop the date right there and then and go home alone.
xeacons over 8 years ago
Really? And just what is he using to keep his daughter’s trap shut?
Sailor46 USN 65-95 over 8 years ago
I was a Police Officer while my daughter was in High School. The H. S. was in my District. She came to appreciate it during her Junior year. Her exact words were “You being a Cop sure keeps the Dirtbags away from me.”
gammaguy over 8 years ago
.The bigger problems often arise when girls are attracted to the “Dirtbags”.
K M over 8 years ago
I always liked Bill Engvall’s take where he told the prospective boyfriend, “You do the least little thing to my girl, I ain’t go no problem goin’ back to prison!”