On a lighter note along the same line, at times my wife will gripe about a mess I made while cooking in the kitchen. I tell her if she plays her cards right she will be cleaning up after me for another 30 years.
To Apikoros:: “How would you like to be my future ex? Here sign this prenup” has a nice ring to it, you should give that a try.
Baarorso over 8 years ago
;Twas then that Craig realized that, in dating Tina, he’d made a “GRAVE” mistake! ducks
Farside99 over 8 years ago
If it’s love at first bite, maybe they won’t ever need to be buried.
J Short over 8 years ago
It’s always good to plan a head….stone.
jbduncan over 8 years ago
She got him stoned on the third date? Don’t you hate/love puns!
whiteheron over 8 years ago
I wonder if she sings this to him: Tombstone Territory
btirva5940 over 8 years ago
My first proposal of marriage was: “How would you like to be buried n the family plot?” She turned me down :-(
Perkycat over 8 years ago
LindsmasGrybas & Apikoros So you are both still single??? Or did you change your pick-up lines?
Znox11 over 8 years ago
At least she didn’t put the “Died On” date….Now that would be a sure sign to get the heck out.
Jeff0811 over 8 years ago
On a lighter note along the same line, at times my wife will gripe about a mess I made while cooking in the kitchen. I tell her if she plays her cards right she will be cleaning up after me for another 30 years.
To Apikoros:: “How would you like to be my future ex? Here sign this prenup” has a nice ring to it, you should give that a try.
pattidolls over 8 years ago
somebody got stoned
angelfiredragon over 8 years ago
Unless your a gold digger, get out…if your a gold digger she’s got money, those plots aren’t cheap.