Close to Home by John McPherson for September 20, 2016

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    oldpine52  about 8 years ago

    Warm up, wind up, what ever.

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    Wilde Bill  about 8 years ago

    Psyche!

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    Farside99  about 8 years ago

    All he has to do is start out at a fast, but very steady pace, and they’ll all be intimidated. But they may expect his spring to wind down a bit early.

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member about 8 years ago

    Is that good for WADA?

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    buskeroo  about 8 years ago

    When mimes race.

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    J Short  about 8 years ago

    He doesn’t look like the only one who is unfit to race.

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    jlmjdm60  about 8 years ago

    Many years ago, I saw a Volkswagon ‘bug’ with a key like that welded on the trunk (actually if I remember correctly, that was the engine compartment)

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    will_ya_001  about 8 years ago

    Works great for sprint, not so much for marathons (unless the coach can come on the track to rewind the spring) :P

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    hippogriff  about 8 years ago

    stormy60Actually, they clamped on through the cooling air exit grill. My first car was a ‘57 Käfer. I would get heckled but had answers:Where do you wind it? It uses two D cells per month.(in Dallas) Wanna race? Yeah, here to San Antonio on ten gallons.Vroom Vroom, reply same. Light changes, he lays rubber, I make the right turn as planned. See blinking lights down the block I didn’t travel.

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    Thomas & Tifffany Connolly  about 8 years ago

    A fantastic way to promote false hope in the other runners!!

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    gammaguy  about 8 years ago

    It’s not a “drug”, so it’s within the rules.

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    gammaguy  about 8 years ago

    That’s a diversion. He’s actually using batteries.

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