Close to Home by John McPherson for January 16, 2017
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January 17, 2017
Transcript:
"Mrs. Clark, pulling the cord is for when you need medical help, not for when you need help getting the spring thingy back into the toilet paper tube."
I figure bath tissue is passé, what with medicated wipes, bidets, sprays, etc., which are more sanitary, cleaner, & perhaps cheaper over very “long hauls”.