Close to Home by John McPherson for July 16, 2018

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 6 years ago

    He has almost got it right. They are on the brink of getting your corpse all the way to Tacoma for $32.

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    macky87  over 6 years ago

    Should have taken it to UPS to get the $100 of free insurance in case it gets lost or damaged.

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    josballard  over 6 years ago

    Another good question is WHEN is he mailing this hidden person. 1995? Today, $32 would be enough to ship the skeleton, but not much in the way of the rest of the body.

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    docforbin  over 6 years ago

    I don’t think he’d even be able to mail her since USPS has a 70 lb. limit for packages.

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    smgray  over 6 years ago

    I hope it’s overnight delivery and that she has a box lunch with her.

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    Diat60  over 6 years ago

    Deeply disturbing on so many levels.

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    chromosome Premium Member over 6 years ago

    I don’t see any air-holes in the box…

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    Nate England  over 6 years ago

    Whatever happened to free two-day shipping?

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    mfrasca  over 6 years ago

    It’s Cassidy!?

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    davetb1956  over 6 years ago

    And they’re sending it COD as well.

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    troymagill  over 6 years ago

    Ah, Tacoma! A nice place to visit but I wouldn’t want to die there…

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