Close to Home by John McPherson for December 23, 2018

“Could you maybe pick a couple of places a bit more contiguous?”

There has to be more to this than just the miles between the delivery area’s….??

I think he chose the places he really doesn´t want visit.

Bite me, she replies.

She said, “As long as you help me out when Christmas is over,” but he couldn’t handle the tooth.

Sorry Santa. I have a ton of teeth to pick up from last minute shoppers who fought over the Transformers DJ Bumblebee Toy.

G’day eh?

“Santa, I’m a RHN, not a doctor. Get well soon. Bye.”

“No…but thanks for asking!” ;o]

I’m curious to know if their relationship is purely professional.

Well, I guess everyone can’t be funny.

Australia AND Canada? It would be hard to find two countries a greater distance (I’m talking miles here) apart.

Unleash the Bleeb! He can get the job done!

Call Hanukkah Harry. His busy season ended two weeks ago.

What am I missing here?