Close to Home by John McPherson for June 21, 2020

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    allen@home  over 4 years ago

    All the schools around here canceled proms. A much wiser decision than trying something as silly as this.

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    Strob Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Very creative, although you’d need a 6-foot pole attached to everyone’s back as well.

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    RobinHood  over 4 years ago

    How many love songs never get sung

    How many sweet thoughts never get pass the tongue

    Victims of, pandemic love

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    SHIVA  over 4 years ago

    The Lockdown started just as my granddaughter was planning her Senior Prom, and even picking out her dress. She’s still heartbroken, as well as her classmates.

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    nosirrom  over 4 years ago

    The guy on the left doesn’t seem to mind. After all, gentlemen prefer blonds.

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    Stevefk  over 4 years ago

    What a bunch of dummies!

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    Intergalactic Hussy  over 4 years ago

    Putting a mask on the dummy is just going too far. Like a clown that uses a dog in his act and also dresses the dog up as a clown.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Brilliant! They are both six feet apart and not touching chests. Catholic schools are taking notes here.

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    Amra Leo  over 4 years ago

    Hi, Bleeb!

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    Drag0nr1der  over 4 years ago

    Kind of like the “ghosts” in the restaurant in Michigan

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    MichaelHelwig  over 4 years ago

    Why don’t the dummies have masks?

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    David Henderson  over 4 years ago

    The sad and scary part is I am afraid at some point this may not be as much of a joke as it was meant to be.

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    Nate England  over 4 years ago

    …I done. It ain’t the pandemic that’s killing us. It’s our stupidity. Idiocracy is here.

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    PO' DAWG  over 4 years ago

    HA! Bleeb got fooled on this “upskirt” You naughty alien.

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    mwksix  over 4 years ago

    Where are the 10’ poles other students wouldn’t touch you with?

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    Dobie  Premium Member over 4 years ago

    “Baby, you mind if we sit down? My wheels are killin’ me! So what’s next… wanna try the Mannequin Challenge, huh, huh? Rowr, rowr!

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    Buckeye67  over 4 years ago

    Just remember stick with the same dummy no switching allowed.

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    Buckeye67  over 4 years ago

    Nothing to see there Bleeb, move along.

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    ocarol7 Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Just plain wrong and weird….. Hopefully your high school experiences will not be the highlight of your lives as you move into adulthood……Invest in Now

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    cuzinron47  over 4 years ago

    This also works great for those who can’t get dates for the prom.

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    the lost wizard  over 4 years ago

    Remember who’s not taking you home, so save the last dance for me.

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    TurbosDad  over 4 years ago

    And, as with humans, leave room for the Holy Spirit, for God’s sake…

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    P51Strega  over 4 years ago

    I see that whoever created the “male” dummies gave them the appropriate sex-maniac leer.

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    geese28  over 4 years ago

    Wait those dummies have no mask!!! Lol jk jk

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    dmagoon202ii  over 4 years ago

    Mannequins are now being used in restaurant to give a populated feel.

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    Chris Sherlock  over 4 years ago

    Proms For Dummies.

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    Chris Sherlock  over 4 years ago

    Bleeb has joie de vivre, so of course he’s at the prom.

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    jbduncan  over 4 years ago

    Sorry the proms all got cancelled. But, it will be a good discussion topic at your 20th reunions. They may be a vestige of the past anyway.

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