Close to Home by John McPherson for September 01, 2020

Maybe he can deduct Bleeb! Under alien emotional support.

It’s not like he didn’t spend a TON of money to the therapist due to his inner child … I mean, come ON!

Sign on the wall should be “Eternal”

I’ve done a good bit of nurturing the inner child, and now I have an inner teenager. Undo! Undo!!

Been there. I repeated in my mind “a parasite does not kill its host”. So. apparently tax laws are tilted to the very rich. They can hire legal help. Just ask the prez…..

it was worth the try……

Bleeb the “trash picker”.

When you are 65 or older you get a second deduction because they assume you are in your second childhood.

The IRS services the public the way a bull services a cow.

What about the family living inside my head? Can I deduct them?

How about the diaper-filling moon child in Washington? He’s certainly a liability.

Why is bleeb in the trash?

But how long can we keep claiming our offspring as dependents – if they still are?

Sort of the same thing they said when I tried to deduct my dogs as a security system for my home office. “No”.

For every 50 bucks I make, I get 10 and the IRS gets 40… thus, the Form 1040 was born! And, that’s a trash can, Bleeb… not a Jacuzzi. YEEEOW! PAPER CUT!!

But he told me I could…

Now you get penalties and interest for trying!

It’s cannot.

But I wanna! I really, really WANNA! WAHHHHHHH!

Your analyst, on the other hand, seems to be totally dependent on you.

Can I deduct the voices in my head?