Close to Home by John McPherson for September 01, 2020

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    Leojim  about 4 years ago

    Maybe he can deduct Bleeb! Under alien emotional support.

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    LeftCoastKen Premium Member about 4 years ago

    It’s not like he didn’t spend a TON of money to the therapist due to his inner child … I mean, come ON!

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    whahoppened  about 4 years ago

    Sign on the wall should be “Eternal”

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    Leroy  about 4 years ago

    I’ve done a good bit of nurturing the inner child, and now I have an inner teenager. Undo! Undo!!

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    Zykoic  about 4 years ago

    Been there. I repeated in my mind “a parasite does not kill its host”. So. apparently tax laws are tilted to the very rich. They can hire legal help. Just ask the prez…..

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    zerotvus  about 4 years ago

    it was worth the try……

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    jbduncan  about 4 years ago

    Bleeb the “trash picker”.

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    nosirrom  about 4 years ago

    When you are 65 or older you get a second deduction because they assume you are in your second childhood.

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    Ralph Newbill  about 4 years ago

    The IRS services the public the way a bull services a cow.

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    geese28  about 4 years ago

    What about the family living inside my head? Can I deduct them?

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    Michael G.  about 4 years ago

    How about the diaper-filling moon child in Washington? He’s certainly a liability.

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    iwontgiveit  about 4 years ago

    Why is bleeb in the trash?

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    WCraft Premium Member about 4 years ago

    But how long can we keep claiming our offspring as dependents – if they still are?

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Sort of the same thing they said when I tried to deduct my dogs as a security system for my home office. “No”.

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    Dobie  Premium Member about 4 years ago

    For every 50 bucks I make, I get 10 and the IRS gets 40… thus, the Form 1040 was born! And, that’s a trash can, Bleeb… not a Jacuzzi. YEEEOW! PAPER CUT!!

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    paranormal  about 4 years ago

    But he told me I could…

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    kaycstamper  about 4 years ago

    Now you get penalties and interest for trying!

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    redpony2023  about 4 years ago

    It’s cannot.

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    Pedmar Premium Member about 4 years ago

    But I wanna! I really, really WANNA! WAHHHHHHH!

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    the lost wizard  about 4 years ago

    Your analyst, on the other hand, seems to be totally dependent on you.

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    spaced man spliff  about 4 years ago

    Can I deduct the voices in my head?

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