Been there. I repeated in my mind “a parasite does not kill its host”. So. apparently tax laws are tilted to the very rich. They can hire legal help. Just ask the prez…..
For every 50 bucks I make, I get 10 and the IRS gets 40… thus, the Form 1040 was born! And, that’s a trash can, Bleeb… not a Jacuzzi. YEEEOW! PAPER CUT!!
Leojim about 4 years ago
Maybe he can deduct Bleeb! Under alien emotional support.
LeftCoastKen Premium Member about 4 years ago
It’s not like he didn’t spend a TON of money to the therapist due to his inner child … I mean, come ON!
whahoppened about 4 years ago
Sign on the wall should be “Eternal”
Leroy about 4 years ago
I’ve done a good bit of nurturing the inner child, and now I have an inner teenager. Undo! Undo!!
Zykoic about 4 years ago
Been there. I repeated in my mind “a parasite does not kill its host”. So. apparently tax laws are tilted to the very rich. They can hire legal help. Just ask the prez…..
zerotvus about 4 years ago
it was worth the try……
jbduncan about 4 years ago
Bleeb the “trash picker”.
nosirrom about 4 years ago
When you are 65 or older you get a second deduction because they assume you are in your second childhood.
Ralph Newbill about 4 years ago
The IRS services the public the way a bull services a cow.
geese28 about 4 years ago
What about the family living inside my head? Can I deduct them?
Michael G. about 4 years ago
How about the diaper-filling moon child in Washington? He’s certainly a liability.
iwontgiveit about 4 years ago
Why is bleeb in the trash?
WCraft Premium Member about 4 years ago
But how long can we keep claiming our offspring as dependents – if they still are?
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member about 4 years ago
Sort of the same thing they said when I tried to deduct my dogs as a security system for my home office. “No”.
Dobie Premium Member about 4 years ago
For every 50 bucks I make, I get 10 and the IRS gets 40… thus, the Form 1040 was born! And, that’s a trash can, Bleeb… not a Jacuzzi. YEEEOW! PAPER CUT!!
paranormal about 4 years ago
But he told me I could…
kaycstamper about 4 years ago
Now you get penalties and interest for trying!
redpony2023 about 4 years ago
It’s cannot.
Pedmar Premium Member about 4 years ago
But I wanna! I really, really WANNA! WAHHHHHHH!
the lost wizard about 4 years ago
Your analyst, on the other hand, seems to be totally dependent on you.
spaced man spliff about 4 years ago
Can I deduct the voices in my head?