Close to Home by John McPherson for January 20, 2021

Sorry Bleeb…it’s us humans….. I know, embarrassing. ;-{

Bleeb!! Get off there!!

Did you hear about the trapeze artist that caught his wife in the act?

I may have tumbled to the truth, heard it on the wire…

Oh no! Annette is leaving me?

My first wife had me served in front of all my employees. She was so sweet? Everyone knew my business.

So a Priest, a Rib Eye, and a Minister walk into a bar…

… nope, still broken, but gettin’ closer.

I had a friend in law school who worked as a process server one summer. One of his more memorable tasks involved serving the then-prime minister of Canada regarding a legal dispute. He learned that the prime minister would be in town, and he got in the line of people who wanted to shake the prime minister’s hand. When his turn came, he stuck out his hand, holding the summons, and handed it off. When the prime minister asked “what’s this?”, he replied “Mister prime minister, you’ve been served!”. (and no, it wasn’t Justin Trudeau, this was many years ago).

If he pulls his arms back, Nick will be dropped from the act too.

He’s one GOOD process server…..

McPherson is going deep into his tool bag for this one! What crazy imagination!

Don’t blame the messenger, Bleeb! Tickling is right out at the moment! :)

Guess I’ll test the net out.

Are you breaking up the act?

Hope there’s a safety net below

And as he lets go of his trapeze – the guy on the left moves his hands back.