Close to Home by John McPherson for December 15, 2021

Wow – still $1 hot dogs – and still making a profit off them I bet

will stores still exist in 2040?

The workout from carrying it offsets the excessive sugar intake!

Oooh! With the burps deriving from sodas this size you will need earplugs to stand the “sounds” in the year 2040"

The people are toooo small to make that true

Hence the big litter problem in 2040…

Parks and Recs TV Show did a great take on huge drinks. Then there was the kerfuffle in NYC, I think, when the mayor tried to ban giant drinks.

Is it wrong that I want a coffee cup of that right now? Why the heck do I have to wait 20 years?!

When I see someone drinking one of those huge sodas, I always ask didn’t they they have any big drinks?

Ew!

Does that say “spit?”

One can only dream….

Hoooooo-weeeee this rerun is appropriate cause I stopped at StarButtz and bought me one of them extra gordo mucho grande mondo vente ginormous cups of coffee that tasted more like a milkshake and cost me about a days wages and I could be wrong but I don’t think I am but I think there mighta been a whole lotta caffeine in it cause I can’t find the period on the keyboard cause it looks like all the other dots I’m seeing

Shouldn’t they have bigger “soda bellies?”

Instant diabetes!

the really dumb folks in this strip seem to all be in dire need of an orthodontist

This is something that happened on Parks and Recreation.

I would hope by then everyone would be making healthier choices.

Makes good chiropractic business!

One more thing for CA to ban.

That’s how I would like my Mountain Dew! Cool!

Gonna take a lot of ice cream to make sodas that size.

doubles as a coffin. – recycle, reuse

Not much different to today